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TO MY CV
(HIGHLY EROTIC)

I’m vivacious, wry, culturally toxic to work with, just a little bit winsome and I like to think that I am quite shrewd.
Having a kindred spirit in all things endearing and handsome, I believe in matrimony and all the rest!   
I’m understated, powerless, and just when my opponents seem to have me pinned down- I intimidate them in a mind game of who’s who. Never cross sticks with me, or else I will compose a hexing puff piece about you.  My body temperature means that I am usually shivering!

Pros:

MAGNIFICENT 
WONDERFUL 
MARVELOUS 
SPECTACULAR
ASTOUNDING

Cons:

depraved 
lost 
shameFUL 
PSYCHO
vicious

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